juniper berry llama llama

i have a better solution. I'll marry a wealthy man

juniper berry llama llama my life

by Plato channnn did me dirty April 3, 2022

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!

The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009

Llamapalooza489

A special type of Llama which is normally used in circus acts and lives to the age of 489.

"Wow!! Did you just see that Llamapalooza489 do the loop-the-loop!?!"

by Mike Harling (aka. Mike22k) October 17, 2004

llama boob

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )

llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.

by rita the llama girl January 10, 2009

Llanas

Lying Llanas

DO NOT TRUST A LLANAS! Any chance they get they will lie to you! They a particularly skilled in deception and making the most unbelievable things believable. They will steal your life without blinking an eye and leave you feeling okay with it!

Examples Brandon: (Did you hear what Dustin said last night?) Erick: (Yeah don't believe him, he is a lying Llanas.)

(Don't be a lying Llanas)

by Gus TT showbiz April 29, 2019

Llamaface

Emperor Kuzco's self-pity.

Ahh! My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama! Wah-hah-hah! Llamaface!

by Geomatt March 4, 2008