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Liam

Liam is a crackhead, stay away from him.
Friend 1“Fun fact, Liam is currently 100 meters away and approaching fast. Run.”

Friend 2“what”
by ShiddedAndFardedAndPissed February 18, 2020
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Liam

When you first meet Liam you might think he is respectful and a goody-two-shoes because he is in boy scouts but you will soon learn he definitely is not. He pretends to be gay because he can’t get that many girls but he gets all the guys. He makes a great best friend because he loves to watch h20 with you! His style is always fire because he wears his cool backpack at ALL times. He is not afraid to roast you when you are feeling sad to make you even more depressed
Liam gives me five year old vibes.
by blondereaghan November 5, 2019
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Liam

A Liam is an asshole who fucks everything over for a girl. Liam can also be funny at times and really caring to guys. Liam might be secretly gay so keep an eye on him. A Liam is always lonely and always goes to a gym or a pub.
Did you hear about Liam? He's such a dick to this girl, but he's great for drinks.
by ThisRandoMan April 26, 2019
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Liam

Dumb little fag who is spoiled and a brat and he can't take a roast
Hey look that faggot liam
by Ethan-kun December 24, 2018
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Liam

Liam is a fat retard who likes a good dick in the arse.
Liam is such an idiot
by QwErTyUiOp1234567890PoIuYtReWq September 10, 2020
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Liam

A state of body and mind manifested by an acute loss of all basic motor skills, confusion and delirium, sedation and mild aggression.

It occurs in people with a blood alcohol concentration of over 400mg/dL that do not show signs of respiratory failure or coma that are usually attributed with such an intoxication.

Treating someone who is Liam'ed should be done so with caution due to unpredictable behaviour and an absence of any form of reasonable communication. It is advised that removing the source of alcohol will prevent the symptoms becoming worse. It is also preferable to lock the subject in a padded room on his own with nothing but marijuana and a boxset in order for the alcohol level to return to manageable levels and reduce the risk of harm to other members of the public.
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by J Meredith October 3, 2012
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Liam

Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.
Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by DubstepKilledPop June 3, 2014
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