Lawson

Amazing brilliant caring Tru easy to talk to ☺️ cutie would do anything for him I would risk my life for him he such a. Amazing soul with amazing things awaiting him 🤠❤️ doesn't understand that he is awesome and that in not lying to him

an amazing person Lawson is a life saver and great person I could imagine life without U deserve the word ☺️ in your hands ❤️ never leave my side

"Lawson your amazing"

by Name Lawson November 5, 2020

Lawson

Amazing brilliant caring Tru easy to talk to ☺️ cutie would do anything for him I would risk my life for him he such a. Amazing soul with amazing things awaiting him 🤠❤️ doesn't understand that he is awesome and that in not lying to him

an amazing person Lawson is a life saver and great person I could imagine life without U deserve the word ☺️ in your hands ❤️ never leave my side

"Lawson your amazing"

by Name Lawson November 5, 2020

outdated laws

Dumb laws that are outdated, but are still the rules and regulations.

A person in Detroit may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant because it is one of many outdated laws.

by Loretta621 March 12, 2012

Enoch Arden Laws

A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.

Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.

by Ludd July 17, 2015

lawls cancer

A highly sarcastic way to lol. Usually followed by a long silence with an emphasis on "lawls."

Jack: Well, that sucked.
-long pause-
Jill: Lawls cancer.

by Kelmi March 20, 2007

lampshade

Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.

David: I am sick of these Palestinian suicide bombers killing my people.

Hans: And I'm sick of your constant bitching. Walk it off, lampshade.

by oozing_santorum August 4, 2007

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010