Keyshawn

The whitest black person you'll ever meet, but don't tell him this, as he will go from 0 to Salt factory real quick. Plays football and claims to be better at everything than you.

Hey Keyshawn, why you being so salty about the jokes?

by A hot sweaty Milk jug December 28, 2015

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Keyslexia

Keyslexia: When typing on a keyboard you inadvertently transpose the letters on certain words.

Rob: I'll see you at teh game. I'll be wiht teh hot blonde babe.
Ram: Damn, bro, you have Keyslexia. Forrest Gump can type better than you.

by Lqskydiver March 24, 2010

keysean

keysean is one of the funniest guys youll ever meet ,he says the most off the wall stuff,and can never sit still he is absolutely hyper and turns everything into a joke. he is also very cute,and likes to lie.

will this kid ever chill,no.he is a total keysean

by scoobydooby89 February 5, 2019

Keysean

Dark skin with a pretty smile and long dick ❤️

Damn he got a keysean dick aha

by Luxurious nigger January 18, 2017