Kevin

Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33

If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.

Person: Are you a kevin?

by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.

Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.

by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020

Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019