When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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Auburn, Kansas

Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.
by Chuckie22 December 24, 2010
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kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.
The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.
by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016
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Kansas

A Place that is boring
Mom this place is like Kansas.
by Sickmothafucka69420 February 15, 2021
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kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
by Ataenzl July 14, 2022
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Kansas City Cork Pop

When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
by KoolKale99 June 27, 2019
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Concordia Kansas

Concordia High School the place where dreams die honestly it is the worst school you can never attend to mostly known for its bullying racism it's stupid people Concordia people think that they're cool just because they bully people on their looks when they look ugly as hell or if it's on your race hey it's not my fault that there's 400 white people and there's only three black kids that are School Concordia is known for its drugs math going around the town bongs cigarettes any of these could be found in Concordia so that's it for you like we say Concordia where dreams die
by Drake Wilson October 30, 2019
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