Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.
by Sister Nich August 31, 2019
Get the Jumpermug. A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?
John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.
Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?
John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.
Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.
Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?
John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.
Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
by Cxent February 17, 2021
Get the Thug Jumpermug. by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
Get the Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumpermug. by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018
Get the national jumper daymug. a person who jumps on to the bandwagon, purely because it's popular and attempts to show another person this hype, when in fact that person is well aware of it, before the hype.
"yo, have you seen those 'yo momma' jokes? they are sick man! I know so many right now..."
"you are such a hype jumper."
"you are such a hype jumper."
by KidMP August 26, 2012
Get the hype jumpermug. by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018
Get the aussie woolie jumpermug. by scratch-22 November 12, 2021
Get the Bench Jumpermug.