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johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him
friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah
by 8===============> October 10, 2019
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Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.
I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy
by Scran Master January 16, 2021
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Johnny Quasar

the early name for Jimmy Neutron in the very first pilot.
have you seen some footage of "Johnny Quasar?"
by orblooc June 29, 2017
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Brown Johnnies

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."
by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009
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Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)
hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT
by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021
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johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything
I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.
by meowykitty March 23, 2021
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Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on
yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin
by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006
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