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John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.
I wish John would be more aware
by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019
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John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019
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John

john is a cute guy...everybody loves him
by monhoe weedbury January 24, 2017
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John

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018
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John

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?
by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018
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John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
by Date a John October 24, 2019
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John

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'
by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018
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