Joe

Eveerybody wants a Joe in their life, why wouldn’t you? An extremely intimidating man with the heart of an angel. Usually has a best friend named Paul.

Person 1 -“Omg is that Joe?”
Person 2 - “I think it is, wait is he with paul?”
Person 1 - “I hear they catch up for breakfast, lunch and dinner!”

by Sofia Cuggelli January 22, 2018

Joe

When he cancels on you the night before.

Don't Joe me bro, we brothers.

by Too many cables January 4, 2017

Joe

is a huge dick but has a small one. Probably looks homeless and uneven patches on his face. He would rather snap his back than wear a snap back. He also flirts with everyone and likes to fight back. He is nice when he wants to and is impatient. You can't piss him off BUT he can piss YOU off. He is quite tall and he jumps around a lot. He's also a skinny legend and a mad lad. He says DUDE a lot so slap him if he does. If you find a Joe, you should become friends with him as he's all jokes.

Oh and he likes to call girls THOTS.

"DUDE YOU'RE A THOT!"

"Joe, is that you?"

by bbuwu November 11, 2018

Joe

A sexy ass nigga with A very massive dick and likes to hit that shit from the back👅👅💦💦😈😈

That Joe nigga fucked my pussy up soo bad last night 😩😩

by Mrhititfromthebacknigga January 6, 2019

Joe

The absolute gayest human being on planet earth. Most likely hides it though because he is afraid he will be bullied.

We all know Joe is gay. Why won’t he come out.

by Bigghuman February 18, 2019

Joe

Joes amazing, he’s funny ,someone you can tell anything to. Everyone loves him 😂😂 oh sorry they love his soft hair .. but I think everyone called joe should now be named shuzan 😂♥️

Joe is a complete idiot, mut he’s amazingggg😂😂😂

by Georgie.xxx June 9, 2018

Joe

someone who is extremely overdramatic about everything. usually right after being dumped by a girl. also, someone who decides to copy his friends and try to be the same as them by doing things like changing their style to match them.

Person 1 "my girlfriend ditched me, i hate that bitch! I'm gonna dump her next time i see her."
Person 2 "Wow bro, way to pull a joe on me, we all know that you could never do that"

Person 1 "I have amnesia, i dont know who you are. Alicia? whos that?"
Person 2 "No you dont, shut up and quit being a joe"

by therockerof1995 March 5, 2011