by The Hot Tub Tag Team October 26, 2010
Get the Jizz Floatmug. 1)"you're such a jizz juggler"
2)"get away from me dude, i'm not a fucking jizz juggler"
3)"i hear she's a real jizz juggler"
2)"get away from me dude, i'm not a fucking jizz juggler"
3)"i hear she's a real jizz juggler"
by morgasmatron January 31, 2009
Get the jizz jugglermug. A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 17, 2008
Get the jizz quizmug. John Clay attends weekly jizz eaters anonymous classes.
Earl always carries some listerine with him because he is a jizz-aholic.(jizz-eater)
Earl always carries some listerine with him because he is a jizz-aholic.(jizz-eater)
by papa strog January 29, 2008
Get the jizz eatermug. A woman's lower back tattoo. When her and guy are having sex. He's pulls out and aims to hit her lower back tattoo. Her jizz-target.
by Rachel March 29, 2005
Get the jizz targetmug. When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
Get the Chocolate Jizzmug. this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
Get the jizz blizzardmug.