Mamber Jamber

1. A mother fucker.
2. A guy who pokes girls in the mammary glands.

1. I'm one bad ass Mamber Jamber!
2. Hide yer tits! The Mamber Jamber's back!!

by de Frosting le Lobster September 26, 2010

pan jammer

A massive turd

Call the plumber I've just released a mighty pan jammer.

by hooblemeyer October 27, 2016

Reluctant base jumper

Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.

I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.

by ifie Alian July 1, 2008

red jasper

1. An erection.
2. When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and spanks her till her ass is red then cums on her ass.
3. Red colored gemstones.

1. Looking at her gave me such a huge red jasper.
2. Sandy really enjoys getting red jaspered.
3. We bought some red jasper from that hippie store.

by LEEX April 23, 2005

Jamped

to get jumped and mugged at the same time

they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me

by ALANA May 13, 2004

Jasper

Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.

They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.

Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.

Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.

"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"

by jeff strongman April 13, 2014

Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.

Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010