jam bands

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.

by mike read August 7, 2003

man jam

Slightly salty gentleman's relish produced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)

"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.

- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher

by Buster Gonad March 20, 2005

Space Jam

A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.

Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

RON PAUL 08

by you have aids sorry February 26, 2008

jean jamming

Dry humping with your clothes on.

So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!

by jrjohnson78 July 30, 2008

paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

Party Jammed

Usually Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party" being played instilled by any means of trickery. The first few bass lines is when you get Party Jammed. Very much like a rick roll except with "Aaron's Party"

Jack Daniels: Dude i found this sick video
Snapple: Dude let me see
Jack Daniels: ________.com
Snapple: what the aaron carter
Jack Daniels: Get Party Jammed!

by isopot June 9, 2010

Animal jam

A social network for kids( better then movie star planet and club penguin,)with buddies and parties etc. that has gotten worse over the years with no freedom of keyboard symbols and "rare/beta items" that ruined the purpose of the site.

I used to go on animal jam until i realized all people want are stupid pixel items

by Peewee hermanizer August 13, 2014