1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
Get the Simple bitch syndromemug. Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"
by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022
Get the bog simplemug. The Simple Server is a place to make friends with two owners, one is Eros who is very hard working and a good person, second is me, Matt who is “The Best Owner”
by ABsnnannna August 21, 2020
Get the The Simple Servermug. Person: Those kids are simplings.
by Explainer Of Tdodd September 13, 2022
Get the Simplingsmug. A variety of song lyrics that cover a hard-hitting social issue, but only in the most literal, direct lyrics, often to give the impression that the song is deeper or more complicated while not alienating a potential audience who wouldn't understand the lyrics otherwise, especially on modern social media platforms like TikTok or Instagram.
"Hey, did you hear 'Victoria's Secret' by Jax?"
"Eh, the lyrics were that same Simple-Deep crap, makes the song feel too obvious."
"Eh, the lyrics were that same Simple-Deep crap, makes the song feel too obvious."
by SylentVoidkeeper August 12, 2024
Get the Simple-Deepmug. A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023
Get the Simple personmug. Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug.