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Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.
I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!
by DeDuke August 24, 2023
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The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.
Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!
by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019
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killed by florida

Killed by Florida is a hardcore punk rock and roll band from south Florida. Killed by Florida is a fuck the proud boys fuck racism fuck fascist fucks unity respect equality. Words have meanings.
Let’s go see killed by Florida because they make my pussy wet
by David Lee tard March 21, 2021
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Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator
"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."
by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
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paisley, florida

Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.
by YnotCare September 1, 2017
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