The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
by boss9003 December 14, 2017
by dakine666 November 24, 2012
The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 07, 2019
A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.
This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".
This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".
"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.
by Buffalo 39 April 02, 2016
The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.
I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!
Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!
by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014
When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 09, 2019
by gary fendermen December 16, 2021