internet reject

Obnoxious person who trollz teh boardz and posts truly ignorant stuff constantly. Never has anything to contribute to the webz or society in general. The redneck, white-trash of the internet community.

Kellibear is an internet reject and needs to be pulled from society.

by SpaghettiM July 23, 2009

internet purgatory

The state of a website that will most likely never be updated again but also is unlikely to be deleted for an indefinate amount of time. This may happen when a site is hacked, when an owner loses their e-mail access or password, or when the author dies or otherwise disappears from the internet. In the case of a myspace profile, this is called myspace purgatory. The most common victim is freely hosted websites, as no fees must be paid to keep the page available.

I don't know why I keep checking for updates, it's obvious that the site is stuck in Internet purgatory.

by Ashley Harrington September 18, 2006

Internet warrior

People with very empty lives that try to act tough on the internet, little realising they're making themselves look like total idiots. The only pleasure they have in life is signing into sites like YouTube and leaving stupid comments and sending people stupid messages. Usually they can barely spell or form a coherent sentence.
Internet warrior = Real life coward

Just look at the comments on almost any video on YouTube for an example of internet warriors.

by All the good names are taken December 10, 2008

Internet Condom

A protective software that blocks infections from porn websites and files.

John: Dude! I think I have herpes!

Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?

John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.

Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.

by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012

internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.

DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"

by nuhhh November 4, 2019

Internet inch

An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.

Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.

by Goldengamingod August 28, 2011

Internet Atheist

The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it

Internet Atheist: theists are morons

Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him

by I’m a neutral November 13, 2020