Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

name that tune!

When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.

Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!

by KencoKid March 22, 2022

Tune

‣ verb

- To communicate information. To tell.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “ Tune this oan the barsh you were rapping about.”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

Tune

Tuning refers to the process of shoving your dick in a bird and tuning her like an instrument.

Oi brah ill tune ya sister if you dont shut up

by Fhhfd September 21, 2021

tune that butt

Beating someone up. A no-weapons fight with a loudmouth.

"That dude hasn't stopped all night. I'm about to tune that butt."

by ZedHed April 6, 2017

Tuned Back

It's what you feel like when you do just enough of the drug of choice at a time,and feel just right

I'm about to go find a good duck off spot an get my head tuned back!!!

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016

Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

by Big Jolly April 16, 2024