Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

by taqqa November 10, 2019

human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

human claymore

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 18, 2011

Kinky Human

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

by AnOrdinaryHuman February 15, 2021