Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

by QuacksO December 11, 2017

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Dr Howard Schnider

A man who was used as a social experiment at creating everyone's worst nightmare for dentists.

Oh god, Dr Howard Schnider is back in business and ready to strike again.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 October 7, 2021

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Howard

he is an absolute legend

Howard is funny

by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022

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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?

by That Friend November 19, 2017

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Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.

person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.

by acxi January 25, 2019

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