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Doctor Hoop

A time paradox. An event where things happen endlessly.
"Trunks going back in time to bone Bulma? That's kind of a Doctor Hoop isn't it?"
by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013
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da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household
Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.
by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013
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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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catch it in the hoop

To receive anal sex. Not gender specific, but most commonly used as an insult to a male.
That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.

Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011
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Hoop-rock

when your playing basketball with some of your friends.
me and my niggas were playin some hoop-rock
by robbierice August 25, 2011
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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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hunter hoops

A Dutch game where one naked man dives into a pool and farts. The other man quickly dives in and tries to suck up the fart, surfaces and yells out Hunter hoops then the two men chug bapples and suck each other off.
Dam bro no chicks at this party, well we can always play hunter hoops that my favorite at a sausage party grab me a bapple.
by Chandler the destroyer December 1, 2023
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