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Lesbi-honest

lez-bee-on-ist
Origin:
2002-2003; Middle English Lesbi-honeste; (Originally introduced to the English language in late 2002, early 2003, by the semi-famous artist, designer, and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Known amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay) < Latin Lesbi ( us ) Lesbi-honest (< Greek Lesbihonestus equivalent to lesb-honorable ( os ) lesbeh + -honest adj. suffix) + -ly; (defs. 2, 4) alluding to poet Sappho of Lesbos, whose verse deals largely with her emotional relationship with other women in an honest manner of speaking.

adjective
1. of or pertaining to female inhabitants of Lesbos being honorable in principle, intentions, and actions; upright and fair with the same sex when pertaining to females; an honest lesbian.

2. (usually lowercase) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of female homosexuality in showing uprightness and fairness: Lesbi-honest dealings.

noun
3. a female inhabitant of Lesbos who also happens to enjoy a healthy diet of fur burgers and bearded clams.

4. (usually lowercase) a female homosexual who may or may not be in denial about her desire to ravage Jay M. Griffin's awesometasticabulous meat rocket.

Related forms
lesbi-honest-ly, adverb
lesbi-honest-ness, noun
lesbi-honest-icaly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...C'mon Randi, lesbi-honest, you and Sarah sneak into each other's rooms at night and leg wrestle, dont you?..." - Jay M. Griffin 2002

"...Lesbi-honest, the only reason you're not comfortable with me sleeping with her is because you're jealous of my awesometasticabulous penis, and wish that you had one too..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003

"...Alright serisously, lesbi-honest with one another here. You clearly want to trade in your flesh purse for a ride on my awesometasticabulous meat mountain of magical muscle love..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003
by ATrueBeliever2 October 19, 2012
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Horseslap

While having sex with a girl, you clench your right fist (left hand for lefties) and use the back of your hand to knock her the fuck out. Then kneel her up, get on all fours and buck her in the face.
Sandra got horseslapped last night.
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Honest Advertising

Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.

In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.

e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!
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honest earns

A pair of dark, dark, dark denim jeans. Not broken in at all. These jeans were broken in the oldfashioned way...honestly earned.
'he bought those honest earns brand new from Penny's'
by HM December 17, 2003
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honest rodger

the act of anally fisting someone and proceeding to slap the person owning the fisted anus, in the face with a back hand.
I gave her a honest rodger when she didnt go make me a sandwich
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honesty sex

When it’s sad hour and you spill all the tea and then have sex with your best friend
(1)One best friend: “Let’s have sad hour”
Other best friend : “ Ok, but then we can have honesty sex”
(1): “what’s that?”
(2) “Lets look it up on urban dictionary
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honesty

Im just trying to bring us back aka forward
It feels like hanging from a rope
I deserve all your honesty
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