1. What teachers always blabber about.
2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But it's too early
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: GODDAMN BITCH
Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!
Kid: Fuck.
Teacher: 3 hours!
Example 2:
Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-
Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?
Kid: But mom, can't I just-
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
Kid: Darn.
-Kid walks away-
Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...
-masturbates while watching-
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But it's too early
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: GODDAMN BITCH
Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!
Kid: Fuck.
Teacher: 3 hours!
Example 2:
Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-
Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?
Kid: But mom, can't I just-
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
Kid: Darn.
-Kid walks away-
Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...
-masturbates while watching-
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Telling yourself you will do you homework right after school on friday (or any day) to get it over with, however you leave it until saturday morning, you are tired so you say you'll leave it until sunday. Sunday comes and you still haven't even looked at your bag. You leave the homework until noon on sunday (assuming you have no religious goings-on to go to) and put it off until 6:00, then 8:00, now this is the most likely tie you MAY do your homework, if not the homework will just sit in your back pack until next weekend
Telling yourself you will do you homework right after school on friday (or any day) to get it over with, however you leave it until saturday morning, you are tired so you say you'll leave it until sunday. Sunday comes and you still haven't even looked at your bag. You leave the homework until noon on sunday (assuming you have no religious goings-on to go to) and put it off until 6:00, then 8:00, now this is the most likely tie you MAY do your homework, if not the homework will just sit in your back pack until next weekend
Person A - Man that math homework was killer I never wanna hear the word factoring again!!!
Person B - LOL I didn't do it, I went to an amazing party on Saturday.
Person A - Wow... talk about homeworkstination...
Person B - v(^_^)v
Person A - t('_')t
Person B - LOL I didn't do it, I went to an amazing party on Saturday.
Person A - Wow... talk about homeworkstination...
Person B - v(^_^)v
Person A - t('_')t
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