HomeWork

Homework is the stuff teachers shit out in your face everyday after class to make your life more miserable. Homework can be flashcards and studying to a 3000 word essay or book report. People might stay up all night to finish this just to turn it in and realize that they fucked up the whole thing and got a motherfucking F because they have stupid ass teachers that dont know what the fuck they are doing and too busy sucking eachothers dick. Homework is often referred to as stupid shit, and just made to lower your gpa so all the asians will go to college while your still highschool sucking the teachers dick just to get a D

Hey did you do your homework?

We had homework? FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG SSshHHHIiiItTTt

asian: that homework was easy didnt you think?
white kid: i dont fucking know cus i didnt do that shitty 5 page essay for the book i didnt fucking read and used every page in it to wipe my ass because thats thats what i think of shitty school and shitty teachers.
asian: 0.0 ok...

by semen in my butt October 7, 2012

Mr.Chron's Homework

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.

Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.

by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007

Do your homework

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011

doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

by A2K February 18, 2003

homeworks

1. A pluralization of "homework" that is incorrectly used.

2. A company that works on home improvement. (works on homes!)

homeworks is not a word!!! SO PLEASE STOP USING IT

by sasha miller October 8, 2006

Math Homework

The reason I'm running out of pencils.

Bro! I have so much math homework tonight, but all my pencils are worn out.

by TROLLKING9001 November 5, 2020

civics homework

a stupid thing that you will never have to use again in your life ever.also known as "that stupid peice of shit thing the teacher was talking about"

I should be doing my civics homework.

hey what was that civics homework about?

by alyssa w. April 21, 2008