Hippo

A fat ass bitch

Man 1: did you see that girl
Man 2: she was a hippo

by Hdhdhshdhjeje October 28, 2019

Hippo

The coolest dog that ever lived.

I love hippo!

by Fart Pattard November 8, 2020

dont be a hippo

when suraj continues to eat with out any end in sight!

example of a situation where you may use "dont be a hippo". wHEN Suraj S. Grewal IS EATING.

by deol_9 August 16, 2011

Hippo

Kids named kyle

Kyle is a hippo

by anonymous January 5, 2022

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020