Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 8, 2023

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Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

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Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 2, 2020

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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

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Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed October 7, 2008

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