Heppy

A heppy is a person that wears preppy clothes but fronts to be a hippie/stoner. An individual that likes to indulge in herbage only at parties in front of people (opposite sex) that will think he/she is tight. Unfortunately, you'll never find this person smoking during the day and they only listen to phish when their friends are around. This kind of species will wear hemp, floral prints, dave matthews band t-shirts, drink keystone, and act really laid back (but is truely stuck up with an oak tree).

Additional note: these people like to use the term "heady" in the wrong type of context. (And the word "zo" in replace of "so"). THEY ALWAYS MISUSE THE WORD "SKETCH".

From the mouth of a heppy:

"Zoh my god! Last night was zo sketch when those guys packed like ten bowls."

"Oh yeah, i know i could only smoke like one hit, it was zo fucking weird"
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"So i got this really heady shirt from abercrombie, you have to see it, i'm gonna look super heady!"

by Beetown. nanastefrodalex August 28, 2009

Hippo Mouth

A vagina, when open a hippo mouth looks like a big old vagina.




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You should clean your hippo mouth more oftenly.

by Fader March 31, 2005

hippocampus

its where hippos go to university

"I'm off to my hippocampus"

by Leroy August 12, 2004

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

hippo chin

Like camel-toe on a fat bitch or 300 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag

look at Sierra and her fat ass hippo chin i can see it from space.

Holy shit look at that bitch with the hippo chin rumbling this way quick pick up the puppies!!!

by bob buttman February 21, 2009

hippoclit

a fat woman who is a hypocrite

That fat bitch needs to shut the hell up, she's acting like a god damn hippoclit.

by fishabike February 26, 2011

The Ruthless Hippo

The hottest hippo around, this hippo will knock your socks off and make you weak in your knees. Known to regularly roll around in the mud screaming random words no one understands. Capable of killing 100 humans in a single stomp, stay away from this hippo at all cost.

guy 1 "Dude!, did you just see that, what a ruthless hippo"
guy 2 "Yeah man the ruthless hippo totally made weak like jello"

by imthebestkk? November 10, 2010