Haseenah

Antisocial. Only socialises with Coke, Chicken and Chocolate, get between her and those Cs and you will die. She is a Queen and owns a Samir.

Froggie: Look at that Queenie
Froggie 2: Thats a Haseenah 😍

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

Hasexual

Hasexual is an orientation under the asexual umbrella.
Hasexual people are asexual, aromantic and they're agender.
So basically... their a tree.
There are only two people known who belong to this branch.
These people usually identify as animals.

Man: Hey! Why can't I date that owl lady
Woman: BECAUSE THEY'RE HASEXUAL!
PLUS HOW DARE YOU USE THE WRONG PRONOUN?!PLUUUUUUS, THEY HAVE A HASEXUAL PARTNER!!!! A BUNNY!!!

by Owlinacup December 25, 2018

alex prescott-hansen

a veyr cute, sexxay, boy/girl.
a great kisser
an even better goy/girlfriend
someone u should spend the rest of your life with
a "big" boy.

wow, he/she's such an alex prescott-hansen

by flippy gibby May 1, 2010

Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.

Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT

by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

shea hausen

Daveys boyfriend

bug loveable teddy bear

by davey February 11, 2004

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

hasse

THE BEST CS PLAYER in CS history currently in #tier3

"hasse rocks these scrubs

by edward elric March 28, 2005