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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Hanke

fattest jew known to man is what you call "Hanke" People. Fat, mass teams all the time, and is such a bitch that harasses people over their gone girlfriends.
Hey a Hanke joined call them a loser
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Hank

Any individual who chronically participate s in extreme partying. Some describe a Hank as a degenerate
That person sure is a hank!
by PrettyPartyPossums January 18, 2025
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Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.
IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!
by kabss90 March 8, 2025
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Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons
The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.
by Ski3569 March 12, 2025
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Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
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Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
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