hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015

hamster racing

when two really gay guys shove a tube in their asses and make a poor lil hamster run through it. between their asses. so the hamster can anally rape them.

Gay dude #1: Wanna do some hamster racing?
Gay dude #2: I've got the hamster if you got the tube.

by fartzore May 20, 2006

Hamster van

Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled

"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van

by ZACH MASTER OF MEB! March 20, 2007

burning hamster

covering a hamster with hot sauce and putting it in someones ass

feel the wrath of my burning hamster

by midget army October 17, 2011

hamster dance

It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.

That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

dirty hamster

any chick named michelle gregory nick name mitch

michelle just left a dirty tampoon in the bathroom floor that dirty hamster

by mike huge hawk September 26, 2010

Hamster Fucker

An insane, disgusting, vulgar, sick, mentally disturbed, lowlife so called "Human Being" would be crazy enough to do such a thing.

I'm SOOOO DESPERATE!!!! I need somthing to fuck with....!!!! I will just fuck with anyhting that i see first. (Hamster Appears).....What Next?

by Hamster Freedom Fighter February 8, 2004