Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 2, 2022

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Hamilton Missouri

A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters

I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

Hamilton

Sexy,hot beast of a man who is very introverted even though you cannot tell by the looks of him. Everyone has a crush on him, and can turn straight guys gay.

“Have you heard about the new kid Hamilton?”
“Ya I heard he turned Michael gay!”

by Salted.Peas February 16, 2020

Gavin Hamilton

Edgy boy who only wears checkered Van's he steals and jumps his grandmas minivan and red lines his honda civic down the street

Friend: what's that noise
Gavin Hamilton:*going 90mph in a 25 as he hits a school kid crossing the street*

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022