hobo awesomesauce

A quality pertaining to an object which is intrinsically dirty, despicable, fowl and de-attached from the common day ideals of perfection yet at the same time attaining an undisputable level of awesomeness

Some Dude: Check out this new car I built using pieces from the junkyard.
Another Dude: Dude, that is just hobo awesomesauce.

by Kapacs February 28, 2010

Hobo Power

Unit of measurement pertaining to smell.

This bitch's vagina is about 25 hobo power.

by Adam Corolla June 3, 2003

hobo power

The Man show chosen SI units for stench where 50 hobo power = vomiting and 100 hobo power = death. (see Chrons)

Guy1: dude this one time on this one time on the bus and Pat Austin puked everywhere, and people around us were gaging.
Guy2:yeah, i say gaging within a 10 foot radius is at least 50 hobo power plus 10.

by Nick Maynard May 15, 2005

hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.

A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....

by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007

Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!

by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006

hobo-getter

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004

hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.

"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"

by Vashe December 9, 2008