Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.
by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
by DrWatson September 10, 2005

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"
by jamap September 30, 2008

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.
by Chronos9 February 21, 2011

by hconf1 December 21, 2005

by herbal_life October 9, 2006

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.
A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.
A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.
by skwirly January 4, 2012
