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HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
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Hell in the literal sense is a place in christian mythology that acts as an eternal dungeon of sorts. Christian tradition dictates that those who "sin" in any way and do not repent will be sent to hell after death, however, the criteria for what constitutes a sin will vary depending on the sect of christianity.

Bigots will often use their favorite book of fairytales to justify the persecution of women, homosexuals, and other groups as sinners who are damned to hell and must repent.
WestBoro Baptist: "Go to hell, fagots!"
Stephen Fry: "Oh! Let's carpool!"
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What website your on now😄
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Forced to play shitty Spongebob games made by Activision forever
Satan command me to play Plankton’s Robotic Revenge and Heropants for entirety of my afterlife with no breaks! Get me out of this dickin hell!
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Don’t be bad unless you like pain and/or a pyromaniac.
I hate you I will commit murder! 20 years later... AHHH IT BURNS WHAT THE HELL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
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Noun
Pronounced: sku l
A place where many kids will spend over 10 years of their life in
Person 1: How was Hell? I was sick yesterday
Person 2: oh Hell was the worst! That Devil who teaches us didn't let us out for lunch until there was 5 minutes left until the bell rang for the next class we had.
Person 1: Thank god I didn't go to Hell yesterday.
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