hairy fish

sounds more like a unshaved tanky to me...

that chicks got the hairiest fish i've ever seen...

by DyolfKnip February 20, 2005

hairy taco

vagina; female genitals

He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.

by alex kat December 18, 2005

Hairy Dave

Everyone in the whole world knows many Daves, And at least one of these Daves will have the nick name Hairy Dave!!

Look theres Hairy dave, Call him over!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.

"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"

by jamie_ledge October 5, 2006

Dirty Hairy

When somebody kisses the anus of another man. Then the person on top says "Do you feel lucky spunk" and farts in her mouth.

The deluxe version = when the fart is wet

The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.

Sandra: Starts kissing his friends asshole
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)

by nevermind this is it buddy April 2, 2011

Hairy Fart

After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart.

I just had a biggest hairy fart ever, I covered the whole downstairs in my shavings.

by Allan Costa October 2, 2007

hairy candle

When you cum into a condom and then cut off your pubic hair shove it in the condom and freeze it.

This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.

My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008