griffan

A long shlong creature of the night that feasts on lightskins

The griffan comes out of the bushes with a swift pounce

by Griffbone March 5, 2019

Griffin

Very psycho, and likes to rape dead babies. And is big gey.

"Griffin, my baby is not dead you can't rape him today. "

by xxxxxjb2xxxxx November 14, 2018

meg griffin

the WORST griffin child ever. one: she looks unattractive. two: everybody hates her. three: she got a makeover in season 4-A, but got rid of it. I'm never gonna respect her until she gets the makeover back.

Meg Griffin is the worst Griffin on Family Guy. If she gets the makeover back, she'll get positive reviews.

by Sean Ryan September 8, 2006

Griffin

A moderately-sized shithole of a town located in central Georgia. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, rich snobby white people, and striking racism, it is not a city in which one would voluntarily visit.

"Dude, I finally moved out of Griffin! I'm going to do something with my life now!"

"Nice bro! Griffin is definitely not a place I want to live."

by JeffyJ December 25, 2012

Meg Griffin

from Family Guy, the following words can sum her up:

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE WOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WIILLLLLLLLLL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Meg Griffin's one angsty girl!

by World Domination March 11, 2005

Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.

Who is he? Griffin Beard of course!! DUH!

by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010

griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015