Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.

Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.

by slim2222 June 4, 2018

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009

Griffin

Griffins are black slaves who are bosses around by his white sexy friends who attract all the women.

Griffin gimme that cup of water or I’ll whip you with my ruler!

by itzameeee February 7, 2018

Benjamin James Griffin

that guy

Person 1: "Yo it's that guy"

Person 2: "Yeah that's Benjamin James Griffin"

by that/guy/he's/him December 17, 2023

Rhys Griffin

the big nigga

rhys griffin? you mean the one and only... big nigga??

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Meg griffin

The eldest of the Griffin children in the tv series family guy. She is often bullied for being “ugly”.

Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.

Meg griffin

by Purpstar615 January 27, 2023

griffin

A mythical creature that is in harry potter. A griffin could be real, but no one has seen one so people say they aren't real.

Me: Griffins are great. Friend 1: but they're not real! Me: I don't care! Friend 2: (to friend 1) leave her alone, Griffins are awesome, plus they are real, you just haven't seen one so you think that they don't exist.

by Cactus Child December 4, 2018