Griffin

A small but large faggot. Usually with ugly face, his cock is no longer than 3 inches at most.

Girlfriend: your dick is small your a griffin

by Bill_Roberts67876 October 6, 2015

Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.

I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.

by dwwrobertson September 25, 2010

anthony griffin

Main character of a german television show as a troublemaking alcoholic attending a communtiy high school. He experiments with drugs and as a suprise to everyone he recently came out of the closet sadly. He now smokes pole all day

"fucking anthony griffin, you are a gay ass motherfucker, hahaha, but your better than posters child molesting ass"

by samueljackson March 14, 2008

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005

Griffin

An insult used in Appalachain dialects to show an annoying person who stalks and is awkward. A 'Griffin' often cries and makes hyperboles. Originates in the Huntington, WV area.

"Don't be a Griffin."

by Lolz of the Lawzless Land July 13, 2009

Griffin

The dumb person of a friend group. Usually no one likes him. A gay person that likes sucking dick.

Look at that ugly Griffin.

Why is that Griffin even here

by Dead Assassin March 5, 2018

griffin

the biggest ass hole in the world. he is a fucking player. woman beater, child molestor, heartbreaker.

griffin

by softballhottie April 4, 2009