also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.
by Super8 April 03, 2007
by Jimmy March 12, 2005
The little balls of fabric that accumulate around a guy's gooch. They are usually black and come from a mixture of underwear and pubes. Gooch fuzz usually happens when you sweat alot or have really tight boxers/briefs. Sometimes gooch fuzz will cause extremely painful pube knots. They are extremely annoying and make you say wtf when they wash out in the shower.
"Dude, my mom bought me these new black boxers, and they give me the worst gooch fuzz."
"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."
"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."
by orangutanapus December 13, 2009
someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone
by Squeeeeek March 17, 2009
Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle
by Byrdieboy996 March 11, 2020
Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
by Smralfy May 20, 2011
The act of slapping a man in the gooch.
Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch
Victor: Whatever
Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*
Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
Victor: Whatever
Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*
Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009