got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Got Boob

When you get to second base with a chick.

Last night I totally got boob with a chick I met four hours beforehand

by Hachee August 6, 2008

Got Chuckled

Receiving a pitty blow job after quitting your Monday-Friday IT desk job.

After fighting with his boss one last time, he finally quit his job. He called his main squeeze up to break the news. Following their long pointless coversation, he got chuckled.

by sharkwater February 20, 2011

got stance

To have balls, chutzpah, courage

Do it! you don't got stance?

by NowaPi October 26, 2011

Got gun

This term is used by anyone who has ANY weapon at hand. it can be a baseball bat, a gun. anything

Stay back motherfucker! I got gun!

by StupidNinjaPenis January 17, 2011

Got Loweryed

A man of playboy stature gets a girl under her free will to have dirty nasty sex while being taped while he is in a full monkey or ape costume with only a hole for his manhood to pop out and do his deed.

Pronounced -- (GET-ing - LA-Er-Reed)

Dude my buddy Josh took this girl back to his place and she got loweryed.

Can you believe that Sarah got loweryed

by T-Nages Esq. Jr. Jr. October 23, 2009

Got bodies on

To have bodies on: A quality of a firearm which has been used to kill people. This weapon will, naturally, be a dangerous one to carry around in our era of advanced ballistics as possession of it can tie the owner to the murders committed.

If a gun has been used to commit two murders, it can be said to have two bodies on it.

"So what if they got bodies on 'em, they look brand new"
-50 Cent

by maks January 27, 2008