Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.

That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.

by iHarlow October 24, 2025

George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.

Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Clayton Gordon

clayton gordon is a good man who is homo or gay he likes acting like a cat and a girl

clayton gordon was on his feet acting like a cat

by clayton gordon babeee April 26, 2022

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Ramsey

Common (apparently) misspelling of Gordon Ramsay.

I can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling of Gordon Ramsey, so I'm just going to leave this here.

by truffleshuffle85 November 26, 2023

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022