Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut
Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"
by HendrixButWhite June 01, 2018
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Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
by Minejumper April 03, 2009
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Golden Girl

A beautiful peng ting with a great personality

Goal orientated and is worth her weight in gold

She’s an absolute stunner melanin queen
But is also lowkey crazy don’t tell her though

But all in all Great girl that no other can match
Naomi is absolutely breath taking she’s the golden girl
by CHBK November 02, 2020
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Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
by ninde January 15, 2008
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The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.
Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.
by BeeBoiBeeThem October 01, 2022
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golden boner

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
by Andy Gold February 21, 2019
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golden stare

Fixing issues with an intense glare
Scott was able to fix the mechanical issue with his golden stare.
by G-man888 April 08, 2021
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