gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Bootleg Gary

The really sexy nerd who always pirates for his block and best friends.

Bootleg Gary copped us that new Detox album.

by WyteMamba24 October 10, 2011

Gary Banser

a boy with a respectably beautiful mother

Hey look! It’s a Gary Banser such a hot mom

by Seth pubes May 19, 2021

Gary Busey

A person who drinks/drugs often and as a byproduct speaks to in animate objects.

Hey, look at that cat over there talkin to the cereal. He is such a Gary Busey.

by Teepeetree November 13, 2017

gary chin

When you get fadge juice in your beard

That bird left me with major gary chin

by Aeffas February 16, 2018

The Gary Brilhante

The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved

It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.

by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011

Gary Oldman

Be careful, that R is a life saver. you nearly searched... well look for yourself.

John "what's your favourite letter?"
Jimmy "definitely R."
John "why's that"
Jimmy "it saved me from searching gay oldman, instead i just searched gary oldman"

by pockst3r_95 September 23, 2020