floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024

froaked

A person who masturbates at high speeds to the point where they get a friction burn on their penis

"God, I froaked last weekend and now it burns like a sunburn"

by Theonewhokeems June 1, 2024

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Frosted Bussy

When you cum inside a boi pussy, stick ice cubes inside the hole, and eat both while they are still inside or as they are coming out.

"Did you hear that Jim gave a femboy a frosted bussy? Lucky bastard."

by VioletCorvid April 17, 2025

Frosted Glass

When you remove someone’s glass eye, ejaculate into the vacant orifice and replace the glass eye.

Charlie “last night I hooked up with this girl and she had a glass eye. I popped that fucker out and gave her some frosted glass”

by Smartyjnr February 27, 2026

Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.

"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"

by anonymous August 24, 2025

Frosted Racks

When you cum on her boobs

yeah i gave the ole lady frosted racks last night

by Skippy69420 October 6, 2025