Fortnite

Fortnite is a game usually played by boys that don't have a life. Sometimes they don't even have a girlfriend and even if they do they always choose Fortnite over their girlfriend. And typically they would post a picture of them winning a game on their Snapchat even though half the people on their Snapchat don't give two fucks about it.

Girlfriend: Hey babe wanna talk?
Boy: ... I'm playing Fortnite with the boys ttyl
Girlfriend: You play to much Fortnite. Guess what that's your new girlfriend. See ya.

by Hagoromo March 18, 2018

fortnite

attracts 99.9% of virgins and the most aids causing autistic thing ever
Me: hey google what is fortnite.

Google: gay gay gay autistic money grab game ever
Me: thanks google

hey jimmy wanna play fortnite
sure
jk its gay lol

by Dizzardary May 05, 2020

Fortnite

A curse put on selective kids between the ages of 11-17 that symbolize eternal virginity, and a loss of the chance to ever perform intercourse with a woman until the end of your days.

Jimmy: Oh hey Mark, play any Fortnite over the weekend?
Mark: Ew no get away virgin *pulls out crucifix*

by Dalias_Blake445 October 23, 2018

fortnite

A free to play game Played by Virgins And the Mentally Ill.

Yo that Retard plays Fortnite,

by My Name Jeff HaHa Kill me February 15, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer. Fortnite is Cancer.

Random dude: "I played Fortnite and I think I got cancer from it"

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease August 23, 2019

Fortnite

A random shooter game where everyone gotta kill people. Last one who survives gets that victory royale that doesn't mean anything. It's also the most fucking overrated game in 2018 history.

In school -
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?

by hatto man October 04, 2018

fortnite

Retarded

Adult: “YOU PLAY FORTNITE THEREFORE YOU ARE RETARDED!”

Kid: “The frick frack dad.”

by FUCKMEDADDYANDMAKEMECUMMMMM March 30, 2019