Flandered

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.

To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"

by Ten Bears September 30, 2012

Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

by ab5sr May 12, 2016

find and grind

A game similar to hide and go seek. The girls go hide while all the boys count, but instead of just tagging them out you get to dry hump and kiss them. Also known as catch a girl, kiss a girl.

After school we rounded up all the girls in the neighborhood to play find and grind.

by sincere17113 October 23, 2006

lemme find out

a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone

Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.

by deadheadrik August 24, 2009

Finding Nemo

A film about a man whose wife and children get brutally murdered and he's left with one child who is disabled... His son then gets kidnapped and his dad has to find him with the help of a mentally disabled woman...

The film is FINDING NEMO

by Jstarbadboy March 28, 2017

finding

According to Associated Press, this is what white people do when they need food during a hurricane.

See also: looting

Two residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans, Louisiana.

by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005

flanders

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls

Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!

by katy4662 May 2, 2008