My wife always misplaces her cell phone and I always have to cellu-find in order for it to ring so we can find it
by Jimbo25 April 3, 2009
Get the Cellu-findmug. Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
by bardal-es April 20, 2017
Get the mom findmug. Cool junk that you find in someone else's garbage (a.k.a free-take bin), preferably without forethought.
From Canadian origins.
From Canadian origins.
by PRESIDENTOBUNGA June 6, 2018
Get the Skip Findmug. Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
Get the Find the smartest studentsmug. 
Get the find your inner lovemug. ...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.
Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.
by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025
Get the Find the albinauric womanmug. Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug.