Faddict

A person who is addicted to facebook and logs into/checks his or her facebook at least 20 times a day.

Dude i havent closed this chat box since i was last on my com and its got like 75 lines of niv is offline, niv is online, niv is offline, niv is online, niv is offline, niv....you FADDICT!

by LeMagicCarpet October 29, 2010

Feeding Frenzy

Any gathering of 3 or more feed bags in one area at the same time.

At lunch today, there was a feeding frenzy going on in the cafeteria.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

Faddict

A person obsessed with creating new Fads or Bullshit sayings.

Another Fad from the Fad Addicted Faddict.

by Matoman February 19, 2017

Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand

Fuck you Aaron i got it first :)

Hey Aaron do you know arch duke Franz Ferdinand

by r hop October 16, 2020

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

by Fukn paul March 11, 2017