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Synchronized Masturbation

Planning masturbation at the same time as your counterpart. Not necessarily in the same room, synchronized masturbation can be done over text, video chat, ect. Pictures and videos are often exchanged during synchronized masturbation.
Guy 1:"Dude, me and April were doing synchronized masturbation last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you get any picture?"
Guy 1:"Nah man, better, I got a video. I chummed hard man!"
by Short Kicker August 19, 2014
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basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
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cinematic masturbation

A movie which has excessive action and may potentially make you feel good but you may experience a high level of guilt or remorse having watched the movie.
Cinematic masturbation movies include 2012, Transformers, GI Joe, Doom, Alien vs Predator
by SamYam November 20, 2009
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medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009
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Masturbation

Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family
When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation
by Gods mom August 4, 2016
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mutual masturbation

Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.
I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!
by Master S. Bation March 21, 2004
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Alaskan Masturbation

When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?
by ShowMeUnicorns January 9, 2011
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