Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

Farmer Society

The society for farmers in Ireland. It's very hard to get access into this society, as the leaders are very strict

He's in the farmer society, he must be a really good farmer

by Nev XD April 12, 2017

Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people

John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer

by Fluforon January 28, 2019

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015