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Hindsight Fantasy 

The depressing act of fantasizing about what you would have done differently if you knew what you know now.
"I would've stopped her from going out for a jog that day if I knew she'd get hit by a jumbo jet, she'd still be alive and so would the passengers on flight 123 and I would become a total hero and not have to keep working this stupid job"
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."
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Final Fantasy

A famous JRPG series created by SquareSoft now known as SquareEnix. The reason why it had the "final" because it SquareSoft's last game before the first Final Fantasy became a success. The series has some of the greatest games created. However, the diversity in the FF series with each new installment created the most divided fanbase that rivals Smash Bros. Hardcore and Casual wars
Person: I think FF13 is one of my all time favorite games ever.
Other Person: You should ashamed of yourself for liking that disaster of a game. It shouldn't deserve the Final Fantasy brand. The plots dumb, the battle system is boring, and the game is LINEAR......
Another Person: Well I think FF 9 is better.
Final Fantasy by A Random Gamer December 26, 2014

Pokémon Fantasy 

a fantasy people have that involves Pokémon. It could be anything from Being a RL Pokémon Trainer to sexual fantasies
He dreams of riding Articuno in the sky, a typical Pokémon Fantasy
Pokémon Fantasy by Arceus777 January 14, 2015

utility fantasy

The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.

Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Common objects of a utility fantasy:

a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala

musical fantasy 

Similarly to sexual fantasies, a musical fantasy is when one imagines themselves playing music in amazing situations (such as your own epic saxophone solo, perfect harmony, or an awesome cover of that one song).
I had a musical fantasy about my own band last night, but I know it'll never happen because I'm too shy.

Final Fantasy II 

The one Final Fantasy game I could fix to make it right, and I mean the Famicom game.

damp fantasy 

More polite version of "wet dream".
Woke up to find I'd had a damp fantasy.